You've REALLY Made it When...
Have You Really Made it in Hollywood? Here are Ways to Tell
(By Emily Feimster)
You know you've really made it when:
• Harry Winston is offering millions in diamonds and a bodyguard for a night on the red carpet.
• A photo of you leaving the gym in sweats and a ball cap makes the tabloids.
• They'll hold your ride for you if you're running a little late - and your ride is a Gulfstream jet.
• Your entourage has more members than the USC marching band.
• Nate 'n Al's deli names a sandwich after you.
• It takes an airplane hangar to house your collection of Porsches (like Jerry Seinfeld).
• Your trainer is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your shrink is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your stylist is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your eyebrow plucker is on call 24 hours a day.
• They'll let you run in the Boston Marathon as a celebrity participant, without qualifying (like David James Elliott).
• You keep botox syringes in an iced cavier server - and have arrangements to restock it at will (like…well, we probably shouldn't say…a well-known blond…we'll leave it at that).
• You show your eco responsibility by buying Priuses -- for your assistant and your kid's nanny. For you, it's the customized Hummer, the Mercedes-Benz S-600 with the hand-fitted Nappa leather seats, voice-activated phone, 12-speaker audio system, and satellite-based DVD, or, if you're feeling frisky, the Ducati superbike.
• The value of your awards show "goodie bags" for one year is greater than the GNP of three developing countries.
• Your Chihuahua has her own stunt double.
• Julia Roberts gets scripts with YOUR fingerprints on them.
• You have a deal for a cook for your pet iguana built into your movie contract (like Jim Carrey).
• The guy standing in the bushes outside your home is holding a camera, not hedge clippers.
• Several top-tier universities vie to confer an honorary degree on you, despite your 1.7 grade point average.
• You're asked to consider running for political office - by both parties.
• Paris Hilton crashes your party.
(By Emily Feimster)
You know you've really made it when:
• Harry Winston is offering millions in diamonds and a bodyguard for a night on the red carpet.
• A photo of you leaving the gym in sweats and a ball cap makes the tabloids.
• They'll hold your ride for you if you're running a little late - and your ride is a Gulfstream jet.
• Your entourage has more members than the USC marching band.
• Nate 'n Al's deli names a sandwich after you.
• It takes an airplane hangar to house your collection of Porsches (like Jerry Seinfeld).
• Your trainer is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your shrink is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your stylist is on call 24 hours a day.
• Your eyebrow plucker is on call 24 hours a day.
• They'll let you run in the Boston Marathon as a celebrity participant, without qualifying (like David James Elliott).
• You keep botox syringes in an iced cavier server - and have arrangements to restock it at will (like…well, we probably shouldn't say…a well-known blond…we'll leave it at that).
• You show your eco responsibility by buying Priuses -- for your assistant and your kid's nanny. For you, it's the customized Hummer, the Mercedes-Benz S-600 with the hand-fitted Nappa leather seats, voice-activated phone, 12-speaker audio system, and satellite-based DVD, or, if you're feeling frisky, the Ducati superbike.
• The value of your awards show "goodie bags" for one year is greater than the GNP of three developing countries.
• Your Chihuahua has her own stunt double.
• Julia Roberts gets scripts with YOUR fingerprints on them.
• You have a deal for a cook for your pet iguana built into your movie contract (like Jim Carrey).
• The guy standing in the bushes outside your home is holding a camera, not hedge clippers.
• Several top-tier universities vie to confer an honorary degree on you, despite your 1.7 grade point average.
• You're asked to consider running for political office - by both parties.
• Paris Hilton crashes your party.
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